The kids have lice~!!! Eww~....I had to get up at ten to take a shower and help Granny put all the stuffed animals into bags so we could spray 'em down. Granny and Michelle are washing the kids hair with 'Rid' right now.

It's not going well....Ciara's having a fit.

They wanted to wash my hair too, but did I have lice? Hell to the no, bitches! Me and Mason were clean!

Fucking Deavan's a goddamned asshole. That's all there fucking is to it.

Why you gotta be so difficult internet? You know I love you....

Elijah's home early and Ariel went to go get some cigarettes.

Made chicken nuggets for all the kids.

'Phineas and Ferb' marathon today. Gonna watch it ALL.

I just saw a commercial for 'Planet 51'. That is going to be AMAZING~.....Fuck, do I love reversals like that! Awesome-fucking-possum!

......Mason just referred to me as a lady....OTL

Entirely music-filled episode for the mother fuckin' win, bitches!!!

Oh, fuck no the satellite's not gonna go out just when the episode I wanna watch comes one!

It came back on number six...That's better than nothing, I guess...

....And NOW it's gone back out AGAIN. God dammit....I guess I'll have to find it online...

Oh, fuck no they're not putting 'Naruto Shippuden' on 'Disney XD' Mother fucker...

'Window's Media Player' is stuck playing 'Besos'. I have no idea who sings it, but it's all kind of kick-ass in Spanish!

Why does everything have to freeze right when I get comments?!

*whistles* God damn Jessica Rabbit for being so hot.

Pfft, Chance was playing this racing game that let you choose which country you were racing for and he had me read down the list of all these countries and when I got to Canada he stopped me and picked it as his country. XD.

Man this is my thirtieth post and NO ONE has commented. NOT ONCE. IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS!?