*yawn*

Woke up at 7:30 today to watch Ciara and Maddex while Granny took the rest of them to school. All was well. I was watching The Magic School Bus, the children were playing, but then....Disaster struck*lightning strikes*. Ciara accidently saw Maddex in the bathroom. *doom~!!!* Maddex, of course, got angry and decided he didn't want to play with Ciara any more. Thus he went to his room and shut the door. Ciara got upset and went to hide in the room I've been sleeping in (also known as The Pink Bedroom). I had to coax her out with a baby doll and we then started watching Phineas and Ferb(Awesome). Maddex was still holed up in his room and that's when Granny finally got back. I finished Phineas and Ferb, because really it's just that awesome, and then decided "Screw this, I'm goin' back to bed." as I had not gone to bed until 1:00 am. (It's the internet's fault, I'm tellin' ya.) Of course this did not go so well, because I could hear the children screaming practically the whole time. (I was also distracted by 'Ore-sama no CD' which was playing on the iPod I listen to as I sleep. Gilbo cannot be ignored, I say!) So, I'm just laying there, awake, listening to Gilbo until around 10:30, when Granny decides that she wants to go to the casino. So here I am watching the Children watch Wall-E/play in the kitchen ("Get out of the kitchen!") and messing around on the internet. I highly doubt they've even noticed she's gone. Maddex is in pretty much a bad mood, because not only was he throwing up yesterday, he decided to stay up until midnight instead of sleeping. He also probably woke up at 5:00 am. Today is gonna suck. But then I made pancakes! Yay~! I slathered them in butter and I ate them up and they were delicious~. Yum.

Oh~.....Look what I just found. NSFW kiddies! http://miaoujones.livejournal.com/15829.html

This too~. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5319244/1/Russian_Radio Safe for work this time.

Meeh, my sister, Ariel(19) came over yesterday with her boyfriend's daughter, Brooklyn(1). Yet another child to add to the posse. Whee. I haven't mentioned all of my siblings yet, have I? I have seven. I am the oldest and all of them are half-siblings. There's Ariel, Megan(17), Brittany(18), Marissa(10), Zoe(7), Luke(5), and Sofia(4). Then there's Shelby(8) who isn't related by blood at all. She lives with my step-dad(A.K.A. Daddy) and her mother in Indiana. Whoo~. Ariel and Megan live with my mother(39), Brittany is currently in Georgia doing who the hell knows what, Marissa and Zoe live with their mother and her husband in Alabama, and Luke and Sofia live with my/their dad and their mom here. Speaking of my dad, I call him Ben because apparently I didn't actually know he was my father 'til I was like 6. He and my mom never married. In fact they only had three dates before she got pregnant. Way to go mom. Way to go. SO I have my mom, my step-dad, my step-mom via my step-dad(Gena), Ben, and Ben's wife(Lisa). Granny is my step-dad's mother and all the children we watch are my step-cousins. Damn my messed up family. Damn it to hell.

Aagh. The children have destroyed the bedroom~......Dammit~......

And now Ariel, her boyfriend(Robert), and Brooklyn are here. Splendid. She's making grilled cheese. Maddex is eating spaghetti, and Ciara and Brooklyn are eating Ramen. What a mess.
Ahh~, that grilled cheese smells good~.....No, do not want! But the smell~....Ugh.....Dammit, I gave in. But it's delicious~.

Granny's mowing the lawn. On the ride-on lawn mower. Hopefully she won't let anyone ride it with her. Last time a child rode on the lawnmower he jumped off and had half of his heel cut off. Not pretty.

"But it wasn't a rock, It was a Rock Lobster!" OTL Sorry, the 'Pirates Who Don't Do Anything' was on. And now I wanna listen to that song...

And another version.
Happy almost 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' folks! That's September 19, peeps.

"I am all alone, there's no one here beside me~!" Ah, sorry again orz. Granny went to get the children from school. Am now watching 'Chronicles of Narnia:Prince Caspian'. It's not that great, but it's not that bad either. This is probably because I'm half paying attention to it and half reading that RP I mentioned yesterday. It's still awesome.

Kids are here! Homework time is now! It's antonyms today! Huzzah!

Threatening children is a lovely past time, is it not? Chance decided he needed ice cream. He then proceeded to climb into the freezer and get it on his own. And THEN he tried to climb up the fridge to get the ice cream cones. And THEN he licked the spoon before I was done using it. And thus I threatened to hit him with it. Aren't I super special awesome?

Damn them all. I've had to smack all of them with a fly swatter. They won't shut the hell up. Screaming laughter. Apparently I'm hilarious when angry.

Oww~.....and now I've pulled a muscle in my neck. Fuck.

Diesel shut up! Stupid dog, the cats aren't out there!

Granny has returned with Mason! The kids are playing tennis or something outside! I am still watching Narnia! Why am I exclaiming?! Shiiiiit, my neck still hurts.

They've got the frisbee stuck on the roof. Daaaamn~.......

Fffffuuuuuck, not finger painting.....

Splendid. They are now covered head to toe in paint. What the hell. I told you it was a bad idea, Granny!!!

Ooh, fried chicken for dinner! Suh-weet!

Ooh, 'Persepolis' is coming on! And it's subtitled! <3<3<3 Better watch it while I can, 'cause when Grandpa get's home he'll still the television to watch the news. (Ewww~....)

Mason is a-squawkin' on his saxomophone and damn does that chicken smell good~...
.........Fuckin' 'Weather Channel'.

And now Granny is criticizing my macaroni and cheese making abilities. No, Granny, he didn't choke it down! He ate all of it and it was delicious! Miss add milk and butter to non-powdered cheese macaroni. Bitch.....