The kids have lice~!!! Eww~....I had to get up at ten to take a shower and help Granny put all the stuffed animals into bags so we could spray 'em down. Granny and Michelle are washing the kids hair with 'Rid' right now.

It's not going well....Ciara's having a fit.

They wanted to wash my hair too, but did I have lice? Hell to the no, bitches! Me and Mason were clean!

Fucking Deavan's a goddamned asshole. That's all there fucking is to it.

Why you gotta be so difficult internet? You know I love you....

Elijah's home early and Ariel went to go get some cigarettes.

Made chicken nuggets for all the kids.

'Phineas and Ferb' marathon today. Gonna watch it ALL.

I just saw a commercial for 'Planet 51'. That is going to be AMAZING~.....Fuck, do I love reversals like that! Awesome-fucking-possum!

......Mason just referred to me as a lady....OTL

Entirely music-filled episode for the mother fuckin' win, bitches!!!

Oh, fuck no the satellite's not gonna go out just when the episode I wanna watch comes one!

It came back on number six...That's better than nothing, I guess...

....And NOW it's gone back out AGAIN. God dammit....I guess I'll have to find it online...

Oh, fuck no they're not putting 'Naruto Shippuden' on 'Disney XD' Mother fucker...

'Window's Media Player' is stuck playing 'Besos'. I have no idea who sings it, but it's all kind of kick-ass in Spanish!

Why does everything have to freeze right when I get comments?!

*whistles* God damn Jessica Rabbit for being so hot.

Pfft, Chance was playing this racing game that let you choose which country you were racing for and he had me read down the list of all these countries and when I got to Canada he stopped me and picked it as his country. XD.

Man this is my thirtieth post and NO ONE has commented. NOT ONCE. IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS!?

Guh. It's noon and I am just now waking up. I've gotta quit doing that.

Piece of shit, why you do this!? D8

Being forced into helping with lunch/dinner. Had to make macaroni in a manner I completely dislike. Too much water and butter, and sliced cheese. You're not supposed to use butter, water, and.or milk when the cheese isn't powdered! Dumb fucks.

Also had to make yellow rice. Apparently, I almost burned it, which is completely untrue! If you don't like the way I cook don't ask me to do it, asshole!

I've got scabs all over my head again. I keep picking at them and then they bleed and as a bonus my hair gets greasy because of my hands. Yay. -_-

Pfft. You know how on AOL.com there's the little news picture things? There was a split-second picture of 'Astro Boy' from the new movie and the next words that popped up were 'Does this bother you?' Ha hah hah, yes it does! :D

The grill exploded! So now they're cooking the rest of the steak and hamburgers inside on the mini-grill.

Everyone except Megan has gone home, Ariel left a while ago, because Grandpa hurt her feelings or something. Way to go Jerk-off.

There's gonna be a 'Toy Story 3'. What the hell, people. What the hell...

Someone just made an Alfred for my canon! :DDDDD Awesome~!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit, telling Chance when he's bad the devil's taking hold of him. Talk about your fucking brainwashing. That's fucking ridiculous.

Hahahahahaha, 'The Cleveland Show' is just as awesome as it was the last time! Awesome.

People like me~!!!! <3<3<3 Uwaaah~!!!! >////<

Ah-hah, I love that Russian Bear! What's his name!?

Live Action 'Ben 10' movie. What the hell...? Mason says it's the second one, but I dunno....

Granny and her goddamned homophobic, racist, bible thumping, bitchy, ways! I hate it! I just wanna slap her when she starts saying shit like that! Slap her right in her self-righteous teeth! Fucking pisses me off! Hearing it from Deavan is bad enough! The kids are gonna wind up commiting some fucking hate-crime!

Don't fucking touch me, you've gone and pissed me off!

Oh, fuck you Deavan, China's awesome!

God dammit, shut up and go to fucking sleep, you goddamned degenerates!

Deavan decided to slap me in the head just because Granny said he wouldn't! Asshole...

You know what they should make? Guns that will only fire for the person registered to them. That way you'll know for certain who it was that fired the gun that shot somebody. That's a good idea, right?

Ope, it's 11:11! Make a wish everybody!

.............................................................................It is now 11:12 and wish time is over!

God damn these stupid Halloween decorations are annoying as shit.

Went to bed at 3 woke up at 10 to turn the captions off on the televison, went back to bed, woke up again at 1, noticed everyone was putting away groceries, and went back to bed. I was in bed for about half an hour before Chance and Noah decided to wake me up with said annoying as shit Halloween decorations.

Noah had an Ame-Football game this morning, that I totally missed. He's at his friends birthday party right now.

Chance is whining 'cause he wants to go to 'GameStop' to get some new games with his birthday money.

Not today, Chance! The traffic's too bad!

These blogs just keep getting smaller and smaller, don't they?

Man, 'Apocalypto' is just as gory and horrible as I remember it.

Ah, dude that was that guy's heart! He needs that! Don't cut it out!

Man, 'Thumbelina' FTW!

Was GONNA put a 'Thumbelina' video on here. However, internet/Marie is being a bitch and I cannot. Maybe tomorrow.....

Never mind! :D

A huge, fuckin' cockroach ran across my keyboard last night! It surprised me! It either came from the ceiling or the kitchen counter, and then it ran across Marie's keyboard and then across the table and onto the floor! Gross~!!!

Went to bed at 3 this time. Deavan was a dick and woke me up early and on several occasions. He was gonna throw ice-water on me! Who does that!? I mean, yeah it was noon, but come on!

Ciara's gonna stay the night today and Chance and Maddex are gonna be back from their other grandma's.

Chance, Maddex, Noah, and Ciara are all here. They're playing in the camper. Granny said to go check on them, so that is what I am doing. Checking on them

Granny's gone to get Mason again.

Played with the cats for a little bit. They all let me hold them now. They're so cute! <3<3<3

Mason and Granny are back.

I will not typre in character outside the RP. I will not type in character outside the RP. I will not type in character outside the RP!

Pch, I used to have a Violin. But Ariel's friend's mom stole it.

Grandpa brought home chicken! It are tasty-licious!

God, I hate the toilet paper Grandpa buys. It's way too thin and I wind up using way more than I normally would, so it's just as bad, if not worse than normal toilet paper!

Maddex is gonna spend the night with Uncle Gordon. Ciara wants to too, but Granny says she can't.

Ariel and Megan are back from cleaning up the dog piss Mommy was too lazy to clean up herself. She called and made them go home JUST to clean up pee. It's like a 15 minute drive! WTH? I don't know if you're reasing this Mommy, but Eva's there for a reason. And that reason is to take care of your stupid dogs. Make HER do it.

'Twinkies' are so GROSS. Disgusting!!

Granny pulled out the Halloween decorations and Ciara freaked out something awful. Mason and the other boys chased her around with some of them and she started crying.

Man, it's raining AGAIN! How long is this gonna keep up!?

We're watching 'The Iron Giant' and it is still as awesome as ever! :D

Man, Hogarth has such big ears.

'Bolt' is on now. It's not that great, but it's not that bad either.

'Super Jail' kinda sucks too.

Why does fried chicken taste so much better when it's cold.....?

Went to bed at 3, woke up at 8. Granny had a doctor's appointment and guess who had to watch Ciara?

Ariel showed up around 10, just as I was falling asleep on the couch. Which is when I went back to sleep. I didn't wake back up until 2.

Grandpa came home early, so Ciara's gone home.

Granny went to get Noah.

Noah's here. He has Even/Odd numbers for homework today.

And now she's gone to get Mason.

And here they are.....

Gordon's here. Noah has to get to Ame-Football practice.

Holy shit...Are they SERIOUS?! You can't just bomb the fuckin' moon! Think of the fuckin' consequences, jesus christ!

Who the fuck's idea was this!? It's mega retarded!

Granny made lasagna for dinner and Deavan came over with Ciara to fix the El Camino.

Hah, Gilbo's getting into a shouting match with Lovi. I really need an angry icon. OTL

Makin' some Gyoza for dinner.

The microwave smells like maple syrup and it reminds me of Canada EVERY time!

Why does the microwave smell like maple syrup? Maple syrup bacon, that's why. It is DISGUSTING.

Found a ladybug flying around. Took it outside.

Watching Jeff Dunham. 'Toyota's' not a Japanese company dumbass.

Deavan's spending the night and Ariel, Robert, and Brooklyn are over for a late dinner, as it is 10:00. Who eats that late?!

The left side of the top of my head just went numb for a second. What the hell? It was literally just for one second! How messed up is that?!

'Casper' is on! Oh my god, I haven't seen this movie in ages~!!!!! The original 'Casper' movie! Awesome~!!!!

*Yawn* Had to get up early to watch Ciara while Granny went to court for some undisclosed reason. After I'd stayed up till almost 3 am. Jeeze, I wished she'd told me yesterday so I would have gotten more sleep.

"Fun fun, silly-willy!" Ah-hah, that's not even on. I don't know why I thought of it.

'Persepolis' is on again. Subtitled. Maybe I'll actually get to watch all of it this time.

Granny's finally back from court. After six and a half hours.....She has to go get Noah soon. Hopefully she's taking Ciara with her.

Mm, got a dentist appointment next week. Is probably gonna suck. Don't really care though.

Tooth still kinda stings. I was completely expecting Granny to make fun of me when she found out. I'm glad she didn't though.

Granny's back with Noah and Mason. Gordon's here now too.

Granny's making tacos. Gross-ness-osity.

Phew, Grandpa's grumpy today....

Ariel, Megan, Brooklyn, and Robert came over for dinner.

Megan got bit bt the one dog that ISN'T a Pit Bull. We are SO getting rid of that bitch.

Brooklyn has some kinda rash on her nether regions. She was screaming forever!

Yet another Lovi for Headquarters!

Whoo, new 'South Park'! Hopefully it turns out as awesome as the commercial makes it out to be!

Oh, it's the Queef episode first.

"Now that isn't funny! Babies come from there!" I love that...

"Don't call me buddy! I'm not your buddy!" Ah-hahaha, awesome!

Aw, that opening what....

Aww, poor Ike.

Pffft, Billy Maes!!

Farah Fawcet!

"Make Billy Maes go away!" Ahahahaha

"No, it's a secret..." Aw, Ike, why so cute....

Oh god, this is EPIC.

Pfft, Chipotlaway!

Oh god, that lady. That short lady with the awesome voice! I can't remember her name! Why can't I remember her name!?

Oh fuck, she just flew out the window!!!

Michael Jackson took over Ike! WTH!!!

Oh god, Kyle and Eric's ongoing conversation about 'Chipotle'....

Hey, wait didn't Eric LIKE Michael Jackson when he was last in South Park? Why's he trying so hard to get rid of him now?

Oh Jesus fuck....The Judge and the Chipotle! *cackle*

Straight to hell with all of you!

'Secret Girlfriend' doesn 't seem all that great....

Yeah, it's official. This show sucks ass. I watched the first episode, I gave it a shot, and it sucked. That's all there is to it.

"Dude, Where's my Karma?" Ha ha hah hah~....Awesome~.........

..................They're putting a 'McDonald's' inside the mother fucking Louvre.......For fucks sake....What the hell!?

"When you're with the X-Men, you're never alone!" What the hell Scott? What the hell? XD

Palm is still so fucking itchy~....

God dammit, this 'Astro Boy' movie is REALLY starting to tick me off.....

His face! What the hell, I love his face when he makes that expression! :D Kurt!

Noah stayed home from school today. He apparently had a fever. And yet he is outside riding Chance's dirtbike. Damn kids.

Damn, how many sleeping people is Gilbo gonna run into?

Watching the kids while Granny goes to get Megan from school early. She's feeling sick, I guess....

Granny's back but not for long, she has to go get Mason too.

Michelle came to get Ciara, so now it's just Noah and me.

Granny's back with Mason.

That new 'Connect 4x4' game seems unnecessarily confusing.

Pft, this guy is AMAZING~!



'Hercules'! I love the music in this movie!

I had an awesome dream this morning! It was Prussia/Austria and they were on a train for some reason, I dunno. It was cool though!

I updated 'Adobe'. Still not going so well. Piece of crap.

Once again let us advertise! A-1 Electronics. We are amazing and you know it! Whoo, in Bay St. Louis, MS!

I got started on the blog for Grandpa's shop. It are here. http://a1electronicsblog.blogspot.com

Aw man, talk about your writers block. I dunno what I should write about~.........I'm not gonna be able to write everyday for this one....

Huh, the teeth on my right side sting a little. It'll go away soon.

And as soon as I typed it the pain is gone. Mind over matter wins again!

Think I'm actually gonna try watching 'Scrubs'. The clips I've heard on the internet are funny enough, so I'm gonna give it a shot.

Ariel, Robert, and Brooklyn stopped by. Ariel made grilled cheese with Colby Jack! It are tasty-licious!

There's a very large insect flying around in here....It's annoying~...

Oh god, 'South Park'. This is the one where Mr. Garrison becomes Ms. Garrison! It's awesome.

Pch, Granny's gone an numbed my teeth. I HATE being numb! I HATE it!

I shouldn't have done it. It'll just be worse when it wears off. Damn.

This shit sucks. It keeps wearing off.